Double Whammy

Someone born with a penis and vagina

I can impregnate myself since i'm a Double Whammy!

by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019

Double Barreling

When you put both of your partners big toes in your mouth at the same time.

Christian: “When we get home I’m gonna give you the wettest sloppiest double barrel you’ve ever had.”

Woman: “omg staaahp 🥰”

Woman the next day: “we were 69 double barreling all night last night, I think I tasted some athletes foot”

by Anus taco October 9, 2019

Double hump

When you hump him twice in one night and make him cum both times.

Dori: Did you sleep with David last night.
Christelle: Yeah, in fact I gave him a double hump.

by Makeup Lover Not Mainstream May 27, 2017

double rub

The minimum amount of strokes it takes to blow your load.

Last night Gail gave me a record setting double rub. I just about blinded her.

by Gailgivesgoodhead June 16, 2017

Double Dumping

When you take a dump in a public restroom only to find out your stall is out of toilet paper and have to switch stalls to one that does

Check the stalls for TP to prevent Double Dumping

by TXHeat August 26, 2013

Double' Jeopardy

Doing actions that you don't allow others to do.

Being ok for you to ignore your spouse but not ok for them to ignore you.
Double' Jeopardy- the allowance of you to do wrong but not others.

by Steven Bunton April 5, 2022

double yapper

when you find a stank ass hoe slutty enough to take you and you best friends cocks in her mouth at the same time.

heath keane and scott resetar totally gave megan mateer a double yapper last night

by scott December 31, 2003