Brain

Brain's are awesome! I wish everyone had one

that girl has no brain

by _PBJAM March 3, 2022

Brain Laugh

When you don’t have an audible laugh but instead just chuckle to yourself and acknowledge the joke in your head.

“Yeah sorry I thought it was funny, I just brain laughed”

by Its not seth August 7, 2021

bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart

doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain

by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021

Tugging Brain

Masturbating. When your brain (shriveled balls) are tugged from the pulling of your penis.

You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"

by Rawdogginitsince96 August 9, 2021

low poly brain

An idiot 3d video game modder.

P1:"He's really idot for a modder."
P2:"Yeah, he has a low poly brain."

by Lit Pr August 24, 2021

SHIT FOR BRAINS.

The tremendous amount of intelligence from FECES as MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG knew this so he patented the name FECESBOOK too.

Amazing the FACES ON FECES and they are there and so are their DEEP THINKING SHIT FOR BRAINS. and you will never know how complex the thoughts are

by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 24, 2021

Brain Kissed

WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE OR HAVE FEELINGS FOR, USES THAT FEELINGS ADVANTAGE, TO GET THEIR OWN PROFIT OR DESIRED ANYTHING,LEAVING YOU UNKNOWN JUST WITH A PITY KISS ON YOUR BRAIN AND A SCAR ON YOUR HEART

You and your girlfriend...dreams of touching stars and photos and what not
You: paying all the goals and completing the space ship

gf : cooking meals, groceries and Netflix (you pay)
you: flying a spaceship, dodging asteroids
gf: I'm hungry , are we there yet?
*not there but amazing view, far from earth, far from reality*
*nearly there!!*
BOOMM!! ----------Jhonny Sins in the trunk (Brain kissed moment)
you ; probably working for jhonny in the stars and yeah Brain kissed!

by new slams August 28, 2021