anal duch tube

the long part of a duch that would normaly go in the vag but instead someone puts it up there ass to clean it out

sluts that take it up the ass would know about an anal duch tube.

by Jessica Souza November 9, 2006

Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes

Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

Anal dick monster

Crabs, just crabs.

(Scratches balls) "Aw shit, I got anal dick monsters."

by When you know....you fucked up July 19, 2016

cocaine anal cannon

when your nose is too blocked, you politely ask a close friend to lend a helping hand inserting drugs anally. So someone must insert a tube into your anus and pour cocaine in then blow with their mouth to ensure safe passage, its a two man job for sure.

Hey my nose is soo blocked , blatantly do me a cocaine anal cannon please , nice one !

by Aliviate September 24, 2020

Anal dick sucking

when a individual crawls inside another individuals rectum, with the mouth facing out the butthole. Then a last individual fucks the anal, and the individual inside the rectum sucks the dick.

"dude, i got the serious anal dick sucking last night"
"my friend wants in on some anal dick sucking with us, u up?"

by craycraypussydog January 29, 2020

Anal Annihilation April

If you have sex, it must be Anal. Also, sex must be incredibly rough. Passing will let you move onto Mindful Masturbation May.

Anal Annihilation April made my partner's ass sore

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT..

I have a PET CESTODA and he is named TASMAN who is more important than me, my PET comes first that is what the little girls and little boys as well as what the babies want.

ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT.. which is SHIT IN SHIT and he can go lower BUTT my CAPSTANO PEPPER loving PET TASMAN is in charge and for my pleasure I GET SEROOUSLY GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 17, 2021