Second Friend

A second friend is a friend of your friend. They typically do not hang out with you unless you are hanging with your friend in common (known as a first friend). This is because hanging out with a second friend is usually awkward, as usually the only thing you have in common is that you both know your first friend. Sometimes if you spend enough time with a second friend, they can upgrade to a first friend. Then hanging out with that person is no longer awkward.

Say that Paul is your friend, and that David is his friend. But, sometimes you hang out with David because you hang out with Paul.

Michael: Hey man, you going to David's tonight?
Me: Is Paul going to be there?
Michael: Nah man, he's out of town.
Me: I probably won't go, he's more of a second friend.

by Social Expert July 8, 2012

Friend Draft

When you go through your Facebook/MySpace accounts and remove people you haven't talk to in years or don't really care about.

I was up to 1,000 friends, but back down to 400 after my friend draft this weekend.

by High Fives March 2, 2009

friends with rentefits

Friends with Rentefits Noun. A relationship between two or more friends that live together and pay rent together. Cute name when asking someone to move in, not always but sometimes a sexual iuendo is born, which plants seeds of questioning. Synonyms: roomie, roomate, housemate.

I stayed at her house a lot because she was nice and I was homeless; I eventually had to pop the question so I could feel more secure in staying there, "Um, Amber, can we take this to the next level, and be friends with rentefits"? And from then on out, I paid rent.

by Vanessa Odeon June 16, 2018

Furry friend

Usually named something like Henry or Daniel, they love their fur suits and always blame others for being furries because they are embarrassed of what they are.

My friend is such a furry friend and I want to shoot him in the face with a double pump

by Averyintelligentalphamale September 2, 2021

fake friends

friends that dont like your boyfriend

person 1: i dont like your bf, you always go out with him not us
person 2: omggg your so toxicccc fuckkk you i hate you, you and the test of the group are fake friends

by swagger.3000 November 23, 2020

Insta Friends

Becoming friends instantly because of some event.

Lana is not going to become insta friends with her Dad, who was never in her life, just because he gave her a credit card.

by MACbihh April 3, 2009

Clasp of Friends

A hand to hand bond that forges the completion of a newfound trust.

Person 1: Initiate Trustmode.

Person 2: Commence the Clasp of Friends.

Persons 1&2: *shake* Trust mode engaged.

by Gary Goodspeed June 13, 2019