April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021

april 11th

Mcyt Dreamwastaken is an idiot day

“what’s today”?
“April 11th”
“oh, it’s dream is an idiot day”

by ifuckedyourdadhard April 11, 2021

14th of April

A day on which the best plonkers in the world are born. They are usually very loving, and look cute in very oversized hats.

Hey man, did you hear this girl was born on the 14th of April?
Yeah man, shes such a plonker but shes the star of my world...

by PickledThrill April 3, 2022

Tuesday, April 11 2023

National only stanky ahh b!tches hate on wiggles day

“Wiggles ur annoying asf & act like a pick me.” An example that a stanky ahh b!tch would say on Tuesday, April 11 2023

by Flabbyab April 11, 2023

April 27th

April 27th Is national drag a h0e day

April 27th Is a day where if anyone plays with your drag them. Don’t hesitate to pop off and do it to them.

by @jalidadon November 26, 2023

April 19th

April 19th, National Making Out Day, the day you make out with you girlfriend/boyfriend.

April 19th example
Boyfriend: yk what day it is?
girlfriend: no why?
*starts making out*
boyfriend: national make out day !

by april 19th April 18, 2022

April 15th

April 15th is national clap josh's cheeks day

I'ma come clap them cheeks josh it's April 15th

by Pope0_ April 14, 2022