Jesus Solos

He is Him. He’s stronger, faster, smarter. Bro solos all of fiction and non-fiction. He transcends that which is us. He is just that guy.

Guy: Bro Naruto no diffs Luffy.

Guy 2: But can he beat Goku?

Guy 3: The fact they all got nothing on Jesus says a lot doesn’t it?

Guy: Wdym?

Guy 3: Jesus Solos in his sleep 😴

by Roronoa Musashi December 19, 2022

pipe Jesus

Sani ys

Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus

by Spycrab505 December 25, 2022

Bread Jesus

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.

Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"

by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 1, 2023

jesus jogando bola

jesus jogando bola

"omg jesus jogando bola!"

by Tavissonic.lover January 5, 2023

Jesus

What my manager calls the church a few minutes up the road from my house

My manager when he drops me home: "I am going to take you to Jesus!"

by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2023

Jesus fridge

The back deck or a snow bank where guests can keep their drinks cold at a party. Only works in winter in colder climates

Hey bud, grab me another beer from the Jesus fridge, there's none in the regular fridge.

by Skoden Stoodis January 11, 2023

talkin to jesus

Someone who is very much under in influence/ very high

Our man really is Talkin to Jesus right now.

by DevilhunterBFMV July 13, 2023