David

The act of a homeless citizen pulling out of the female genitalia before ejaculating and excreting their semen via the genitalia.

"That homeless fuck did a David"
"Lindsay failed to do a David on Sylvia"

by whatintheskibidi November 11, 2024

David

A person who brings a macetă to school

Why did you bring your knife you are such a David.

by tatal tau November 22, 2021

David Hogan

Gamer, epic Gamer. But not on minecrafy. Nonono. Why is he blond? No one will ever know

Why are you David hogan

by anonymous January 27, 2021

David

A deliquiate jackass who is too dim to understand that it is not a good idea to alienate good people due to his own poor feelings.

I can even begin to comprehend how you are being such a David!

by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023

David

David is an extremely Horne man and will stop at nothing to get a picture of a girl

Girl 1 Did you see David fly his drone
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera

by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022

david

david is the biggest meany and he is not welcome in my household and he should be welcomed in yours…steer clear of every david you ever meet bc he will always be cocky and prideful

“you talk to david ???? run.”

“yeah i should”

by anti david’s October 3, 2021

David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.

“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”

by Krifti January 21, 2025