by Evalayn September 24, 2016
Get the school supplies mug.A college preparatory school in North East, Maryland that was previously located in Port Deposit, Maryland until it burned down in the late 1800s. It is known by the locals as an "uppy-preppy" school full of "rich spoiled brats". Overall, they are correct. The racial diversity of this institution consists of 2-3 ethnic students per grade. The entire school is only made up of about 500 people and it serves Kindergarden through 12th grade.
Sometimes called the Tom School, by idiots that never understoof phonics, is it a mediocre cultural hub but a beacon of perfect education. Most graduates go on to great colleges and do well. The students that are awaiting graduation tend to have a dead look about them because their souls have been sucked out by excessive homework and over-demanding teachers. One product of the Tome School can, and often is, social awkwardness and a mild form of aspergers. Students spend 8 hours a day with the same group of people and gradually become desensitized to normal conversation and social practices. They usually spend 4-8 hours at home doing homework or playing mindless computer games.
Sports are barely worth mentioning.
The Tome School: a strange sort of educational and social limbo for those in it, and a pretty building for those outside of it
Sometimes called the Tom School, by idiots that never understoof phonics, is it a mediocre cultural hub but a beacon of perfect education. Most graduates go on to great colleges and do well. The students that are awaiting graduation tend to have a dead look about them because their souls have been sucked out by excessive homework and over-demanding teachers. One product of the Tome School can, and often is, social awkwardness and a mild form of aspergers. Students spend 8 hours a day with the same group of people and gradually become desensitized to normal conversation and social practices. They usually spend 4-8 hours at home doing homework or playing mindless computer games.
Sports are barely worth mentioning.
The Tome School: a strange sort of educational and social limbo for those in it, and a pretty building for those outside of it
The other day, I drove by the Tome School and remembered that pretentious ass hole I met at a party that went there. He was so socially incompetent; all he talked about were the metacarpals and his irregular bowel movements
by OnlyEthnic2011 March 4, 2011
Get the The Tome School mug.The Haverford School located on the Main Line is the best all-boys preparatory in the Greater Philadelphia area. Filled with attractive boys from influential and rich families usually blond with blue eyes but also have attractive males from all over the world. Haverford boys always beat their overrated rival Episcopal Academy in all sports and activities. Shipley, on the other hand, is irrelevant compared to the Fords or EA as they are not even in the Inter-Ac League. Haverford truly is the best all-boys school on the Main Line and that is the reason that EA and Shitley changed to Co-Ed schools.
Did you get into The Haverford School?
I don't know yet, but I have a lot of Shitley's and EA's lined up
I don't know yet, but I have a lot of Shitley's and EA's lined up
by someone relevant on January 28, 2018
Get the The Haverford School mug.A really FUN school in Philly. It's all girls but it's still great. Many other schools are just jealous because either they didn't get it or because they're not as smart. Springside's tuition is REALLY high so a lot of people assume that only rich kids go there, but what they don't know is that the majority of Springside students are on scholarship. Only 30% of the students pay the full tuition. Springside is also getting more and more diverse by the day. Springside is an all-girl school but in high school most classes become coed with CHA.
by Valarina April 12, 2009
Get the Springside School mug.A place of hell and torture that teenagers are forced by law to attend five days per week. If you are ill and unable to attend, you will miss assloads of homework and you might want to commit ‘sewer slide’. If you fail a test or class, you will be mocked and bullied. Even though High School is one business week every week, you do not get paid, in fact you have to pay to attend.
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Get the High School mug.Wanna launch some toilet paper into that cubicle, there's a year 7 having a school poo
Yo Jamie, you stink of shit, did you just have a school poo and not wipe properly
Yo Jamie, you stink of shit, did you just have a school poo and not wipe properly
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