Potato Slooot

Someone who doesn't understand what heart hands are who doesn't want to get in trouble for saying the word Slut.
Another way of saying "I love you"

"I love you, you potato slooot!"
"What a potato slooot!"
"Potato slooot!"

by laceysmom February 15, 2023

Potato

n. An ugly person, whose face is large and oval shaped. Someone who resembles a potato.

Emma looks like a potato!

by JeremyBooooy August 28, 2015

Potato

A thing and that is all it is. I think they are nice.

UR A POTATO

by djaondujq0a9pfunqa9fpinJ January 14, 2020

Potato

A food, or can be used to describe a small fat penis that is potato looking

He has a potato

by liamwxston October 16, 2018

The Sloppy Potato

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.

Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.

by Beary White January 21, 2020

potato

its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it

i killed a patato and turned it to freanch mbaked potatos

by potatoloverjelly October 28, 2019

Potato

The extreme sense of procrastination and the ability to roll around on a comfortable surface without effort

Sir nadim is a potato, a yummy one.

by Lord DimSum June 21, 2018