John Long Dong

A guy called John with a long dong

"That John guy is supposed to have a massive penis" - person 1
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2

by Henry Lawton January 8, 2015

John Rafael Pascual

John Rafael Pascual is a "kupal" loved by everyone. He likes to play with his "yagballs", everybody likes him everybody wants to be friends with him. He likes hanging out with other "kupals" and he plays with their "yagballs" and sometimes their "burats" too.He is always "salsaling" (singing) these are the words that he created beacause he is so very creative. If you have a John Rafael "Kupal" Pascual too then cherish your time with him because maybe he will forever salsal todamax.

"Hey do you Know John Rafael Pascual?"
"No.I dont know that cabrito"
"Heh let me introduce you to him so we can salsal each other and be kupals forever

Author: Daniell

by Nell182 October 28, 2021

kill john lenon

A simple little phrase to see if someone’s a Russian spy or not

“Kill John lenon”
“*looks up*”
“Ah ha, a Russian spy.”

by Justyourfellowgay April 10, 2022

John Wick

The strongest scariest character that you don't want to meet at all.

John Wick=death

by asiad June 13, 2018

St. John Allerdyce

The character in x-men comics that can manipulate fire. my favorite character in the x-men comics. he's pyro. he dies of the legacy virus in the comics, but in the movies, he's alive and well on magneto's side.

john, will you stop playing with that lighter?

by Alira January 17, 2004

john ehret highschool

Welcome to John Ehret High School where people jump the gate to walk to Walmart . Skip class to run from staff on golf carts Bc they don’t do shit in gym. Everyone that goes to ehret either is addicted to sex , fights, alcohol , nicotine or weed. Can’t put all the students at one lunch Bc a group of fights break out. A bunch of lesbian drama as well never seen so many girls fight over one dike

John ehret highschool is the top trashiest school on the West Bank.
Hey what school you go to ?
John ehret wby?
...... leaves chat to go watch a fight ..

by Truth be told dear beloved November 7, 2019

Donald John Trump

idiot Yes, Search up Idiot on any browser and you will see him! Also, he's a dick.

Donald John Trump is a Cocksucker.

by EggoWapples June 12, 2020