Facebook

The Zuck’s empire, Facebook is a social media website similar to stuff like twitter and instagram where you can post random updates about life, or join groups and do similar stuff there. Weirdly popular among mums and older people, causing the horrible minion plague to emerge, inevitably leading to the creation of the ‘Facebook mum’ term to fit the archetype of older people, usually women, who use Facebook and enjoy bad memes with minions slapped on them.

“I use Facebook, do you have a Facebook account?”
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Facebook Sports

Any kind of sport you can watch or play on Facebook.

Facebook Sports always has the best baseball coverage.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facebook Cambodians

Facebook Cambodians are Cambodian people who use other Cambodians on Facebook for advice, facts, or news. Regardless if it makes sense or not, Facebook Cambodians believe in each other.

I learned from the Facebook Cambodians that putting lettuce on your shoulders will heal all pain.

by King Khmer November 25, 2024

facebook nanny

When one of your co-workers is also your friend and they feel the need to tell your manager what you're posting on Facebook about work.

"Did you see what Emily posted on Facebook?! I saved it and sent it to our manager!" "Omg! You're such a Facebook nanny!"

by BrassBurns June 24, 2016

facebook and chill

Same as netflix and chill, but at the end the only pleasure is self-administered.

Ever since I got dumped I just Facebook and chill before going to sleep

by JewDoc2 July 3, 2016

Facebook

An advertisement platform, with social platform as second purpose, that tracks every single person everywhere and every shot they move.

To use Facebook without getting tracked every shot everywhere is to use alternative social networking platforms, an adblocker and Facebook container. It's still better than using nothing, at least.

by Shiine-1 September 20, 2021

facebook lynch mob

People, regardless of race , gender or economic situation, who post comments to a social media site or new story for the sole purpose of judging someone.

Forget the torches and pitch forks, the Facebook lynch mob has their keyboard and Facebook account.

by cynicald June 9, 2016