Douche-o-virus

A particularly virulent strain of the common cold that causes one to turn into an industrial-strength douchebag

Shit, man, I think Dave caught the Douche-o-Virus.

by Dr. Cornelius June 21, 2003

Douche Packer

The word created by the ever so loved Courtney Babcock PURELY for Joshua Douglass (:

Josh is a complete douche packer in his scarf and booties.

by Courtneybbygirl1214 March 8, 2010

douche ass sister

Ones sister who is on the rag and therefore is being a bitch.

"I had to take the bus cuz my douche ass sister wouldn't give me a ride."

by janessa July 29, 2003

meta-douche-asis

1. When a nice, normal guy decides to transform into a total man-whoring douche face. Typified by ex-boyfriends that change dramatically post breakup.

2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.

Girl 1: My boyfriend went through a serious meta-douche-asis after we broke up. He's serial dating and barely even talks to me anymore.

Girl 2: Total douche.

by QUinn4567 January 12, 2011

Top Mouth Douche

Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.

Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.

Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.

by Pizzashop June 22, 2022

douche space shuttle

(n.)Like a douche bag, but with like a gazillion times more douche capacity.

"Hey, have you met Tommy?"
"Oh yeah, at the party last night. That guy is a total douche space shuttle."

by triangle77 February 24, 2014

Big Bag Of Douche

Essentially a douchebag, but in a bigger, more badass, classy phrase.

Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco

Joey is a Big Bag Of Douche for shitting himself.

Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.

by sitting_goose_44_urmom December 14, 2009