A particularly virulent strain of the common cold that causes one to turn into an industrial-strength douchebag
by Dr. Cornelius June 21, 2003
Get the Douche-o-virusmug. by Courtneybbygirl1214 March 8, 2010
Get the Douche Packermug. by janessa July 29, 2003
Get the douche ass sistermug. 1. When a nice, normal guy decides to transform into a total man-whoring douche face. Typified by ex-boyfriends that change dramatically post breakup.
2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.
2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.
Girl 1: My boyfriend went through a serious meta-douche-asis after we broke up. He's serial dating and barely even talks to me anymore.
Girl 2: Total douche.
Girl 2: Total douche.
by QUinn4567 January 12, 2011
Get the meta-douche-asismug. Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►
n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.
Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•
Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /
Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19
This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.
Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•
Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /
Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19
This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.
Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.
Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.
by Jack Jan March 16, 2020
Get the Toilet Paper Douchemug. Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.
Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.
Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.
Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.
by Pizzashop June 22, 2022
Get the Top Mouth Douchemug. These battles are more common in higher-class neighborhoods and wealthy communities. Basically anywhere where there is a high population of spoiled nicotine fiends that will pay you 50$ for a broken Vuse alto and a burnt piss pod. These battles begin with a minimum of 5 douche fluters, each douche fluter takes turns trying to output the biggest cloud of fruitiness possible. Once the battle is over, the douche fluters usually argue over whose cloud of queer was the biggest, the most common way to end one of these arguments is for all of the participating douche fluters to remove their pants and underwear, then they will determine the winner of the douche flute battle solely based on who has the biggest choad. This is the most efficient and effective way to end any douche flute argument. legend has it that the biggest choad ever recorded in the history of douche fluting was a whopping 2 inches long!!! douche fluters are commonly hated on for a variety of reasons and are often given nicknames by other people who do not approve of douche fluting. Some rather common names and terms include: fruity flutey 2.0, Fag with a drag, homo with a Novo, white dude with a My-Blu and Gay bitch with an Aegis...
Douche fluter - yo dawg, I just blew a four foot long cloud on 200 watts! this shits mad epic dawg....
Normal person - Huh, that's weird, when did they start making dildos that have screens and output vapor?
Douche fluter - I don't know brah, I just bought it from a website called www.doucheflutetoday.com, they had a crazy deal going on where if you buy two douche flutes, you get 50% off on a newer model that will be released shortly. they say this model is even bigger plus they added veins to the body of it as well as a new drip tip that resembles a foreskin!!!
It should be perfect for my next Douche flute battle!
Normal person - Huh, that's weird, when did they start making dildos that have screens and output vapor?
Douche fluter - I don't know brah, I just bought it from a website called www.doucheflutetoday.com, they had a crazy deal going on where if you buy two douche flutes, you get 50% off on a newer model that will be released shortly. they say this model is even bigger plus they added veins to the body of it as well as a new drip tip that resembles a foreskin!!!
It should be perfect for my next Douche flute battle!
by NDG123 January 20, 2022
Get the Douche flute battlemug.