Bum Chunkys

I white lumpy substance found in your anus.

My Bum Chunkys were so bad today it was just mush and it was so lumpy.

by FingerMyBumBB March 20, 2021

Bum Doily

A bum doily is a pretty pattern left by a rather bad explosion of fecal matter.

Unlike most deal explosions, this one was quite pretty. It was a proper Bum Doily.

by CheesyMilty March 18, 2020

shiny bums

What Australian blue collar workers call their Managers and/or other Employees that spend their day sitting down for so many hours in the office their bums get shiny

Look out, the shiny bums are coming OR
The shiny bums are having yet another meeting while we are getting our hands dirty

by Charlie Douglas July 31, 2022

Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

Pokey Bum Strum

The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)

A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion

Jean gets bored of the plain old strum, so every so often she throws in a Pokey Bum Strum to keep herself excited

by Shash_____ November 12, 2020

woman bum

A woman bum: is a chick who will sleep with you. For somewhere to sleep.

Woman bum: hey can i stay. ill let u sleep with me.

Guy: yea that's fine ....
Woman bum: Next day hey i got my daughter last night while u was sleeping.
1 month later guy: i got kicked out my house and got played by a woman bum....

by The wrong one T April 17, 2020

Bum brine

Left over, watery liquid residue following a bum wee. Can be mixed with sweat in its fermented state. Often, when over saturated, trases of urine can also be found in the brew

Cor, Ive got awful bum brine after those singha beers and house special vindaloo last night

by Crockodile Dundavies November 13, 2022