small brain genius

you're dumb but you do something smart for once

that dude over there is a small brain genius, he accidentally poured some substance into whatever tf that is and created it into a new material.he is getting the nobel peace prize rn

by RadicalMuffin December 6, 2020

Brain traffic

Noun. A state of mind or condion that one may experience when a brains thought process cannot power down for a much-needed rest or sleep peiod. Typically occurs when one's body is flooded with excitement or worry before a big day the night before, restlessness caused by lack of sleep or anxiety.

"Roger tossed & turned not being able to get comfortable because the BRAIN TRAFFIC would not ease up."

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* December 25, 2023

Bush’s Brain

nickname for Karl Rove who read over 100 books a year on average.

Bush’s Brain is a stalwart on the world’s largest tv station-Fox News.

by Coop Dupe December 8, 2019

Water Brain

Someone who has a low IQ, isn't smart, dumb or has no braincells or all of them combined.

Mr. Y: Her brain doesn't brain
Mr. X: Her brain is water
Mr. Y: LMAO.. Yes she's water girl now with water brain
Mr. X: :skull:

MR X: her brain is water, water brain

by RememberToBreathe September 16, 2023

Seaweed Brain

An annoying and/or stupid, idiotic person with beautiful sea green eyes.

Seaweed brain is so annoying!

by Iloveseaweedbrain November 22, 2024

Dingleberry Brain

A person with an empty skull who is full of shit and stupid like a rock.

Bob is a real dingleberry brain. I told him to be ready by ten o’clock PM! He’s been waiting outside since ten this morning.

by Chiphed2 July 4, 2022

brain poon

masturbation

scott and ryan got some brain poon

by zachcameupwiththeword August 24, 2008