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Elmo's world 

dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.

son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater

dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric in their historical zeitgeists. you, however, are beyond the Pale.
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things in the world that aren't up 

When something happens that is not cool in any kind of way
Person 1: shit I hooked up with this haggard chick last night

Person 2: things in the world that aren't up, this conversation.

travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies 

without having though it through comme du monde, going on unplanned, retargerous, harebrained adventures
i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

Around the World Cup 

Is when a male is jerking off and reaches around one of his legs and continues to finish.
Phil was going crazy when I walked into the room and when he realized that I seen him he went around the World Cup. My life is never going to be the same.
Around the World Cup by TruthHasIt October 29, 2014

most awesome word in world

I was so bored I typed most awesome word in world.

The End of The World 

Hello there. You won't believe me, but i am from the future. This is a message to everyone who wants to live life to the fullest. March 27, 2019 3:39, is when the world will end. You will be sent up into space into space shuttles. You will all land on Mars on May 30, 2020, 10:47 and 75 percent of the Earths population will die. I come from the year 2607.

brave the world 

When someone kicks the world in the ass with no hesitation, and they take what ever it throws back at them.