A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.
Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist
Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
by truthdefintion April 30, 2019
Get the The Great Ancient Warmug. by DaHolmes April 21, 2024
Get the War dogmug. 2 mentally retarded factions of political zealots fighting to see which on of them gets to control your behavior and mind. That's what the word "culture" means. "Behavior that is passed down through generations."
Hym "BOTH OF WHICH are willing sacrifice your kids AND COMPLETELY FABRICATE A MENTAL ILLNESS GOING AS FAR AS TO HIRE PLANTS TO STEAL YOUR IDENTITY in the name of a culture war propagated by the delusions of incest cultists and socialist zealots. If they do not willingly give up control of my life by paying and crediting me for that AI I created... I will murdered one of your children. They will get the control they desire and one of you will pay the price. And if others follow suite, more than one of you will pay the price."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
Get the Culture Warmug. Ape War Army AWA is a saying for whenever you are at war with yourself or others, created by Rula & Keezyzay. Ape would represent yourself as “Apparently Pretty Eager”.
by KZM killer July 5, 2024
Get the Ape War Armymug. Floptok is currently in a civil war. This ware is between oldgen floptokers and newgen floptokers. Newgens are making new versions of the popular Floptok icon Jiafei, and the oldgens say we don't need more Floptok icons and that we should stick to the ones we already have. This has caused conflict between oldgens and newgens. President of Floptropica Deborah Ali Williams and the rest of the Floptropican government are working hard to fight against the newgens and stop them from creating more stupid and unfunny versions of Jiafei.
"have you heard about the floptropican civil war?" "yeah, it sounds awful. Hopefully our troops fight off all the newgens so Floptok can be at peace."
by fart sniffer 9000 October 12, 2023
Get the Floptropican Civil Warmug. by Sexydimma April 26, 2022
Get the War through weaknessmug. 