wire-brained

a combination of wired and harebrained

"I'm just kind of wire-brained right now"

by wiredbrainedsal February 21, 2024

Moth-Brained

When a person has moths flying around in their brains, laying eggs in all the old things in their lives and clouding the lights with their bodies and egg sacks causing them to be dim-witted, lazy and unable to see clearly.

Mark is so moth-brained that when we had an actual infestation of pantry moths, rather than throwing out the food where they lay their eggs, he moved it to the other pantry. The pantry is not the problem mark, you are.

by slzrppp November 2, 2020

Brain Drapluk

a complete idiot, known for being the biggest retard in every room he walks into, first kiss was with a guy, gets no pussy even though he could if he tried, has perky nipples.

"Hey, look at that retard"
"That's a Brain Drapluk"

by haywoodjablowme69 April 20, 2010

Brain Burn

The opposite of brain freeze, for when you eat something spicy.

That bowl of spicy ramen gave me brain burn.

by FartsAreEasy February 27, 2024

Al Brain

A ''Weird Al'' Yankovic fan who can only think of the Weird Al parody when they hear a famous song.

guy on twitter: only weird al can do parodies all other parodies suck

guy on twitter quote retweeting it: man the Al Brain strong with this one

by Sethsterwastaken June 19, 2023

bob's brain

This is one of the most stupid items in The Binding Of Isaac . Ever.

The R button should be held after getting a hold of this item.

It shall never be picked up, as it deserves no love.

I got bob's brain, man I should kill myself.

Oh wait, bob's brain already did that for me!

by BramHarrie February 9, 2017

Mainstream brain

A person who just gets their opinions from mainstream news sources and YouTube channels with 10k + subs. Unable to form their own opinion. Just listens. Doesnt make inference. Has a Twitter.

Mainstream Brain: I hate Metroid the Other M
Genius: Why
Mainstream Brain: Because Angry Joe said so.

by Chevyman95 September 27, 2019