red rod

The term used describe your penis which hurts from a "beating of the meat " session.

Linda: "What's wrong Jim? You got blue balls ?"
Jim: "No Linda, I have a red rod and it's really buttering my biscuits."

by Captain Anxiety December 29, 2018

Rocking The Red

Having hate sex with a woman while she is menstruating.

I heard Mike hooked up with Sarah last night after the office party even though she was having her period. He was rocking the red.

by ihavepantson May 22, 2011

Code Red

When the specimen of a male species has some movement in his pants which causes a specific are to rise and a specific shape to form due to a kinky sensation.

Ma man Jacob got a code red from looking at Mr ________

by Jarence Ballesteros June 20, 2019

blowjob red

The shade of red that one's lips turn from prolonged kissing, dick sucking, or enjoying a nice cherry popsicle.

#1

Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."

Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."

#2

"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"

by New Cancer July 13, 2012

Red Hoss

1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, at any time a player can attempt a Red Hoss, which is a Hoss from the Red Dot. If successful, the player automatically wins the World Championship that season and is considered the best Hoss-Tosser for that year no matter what. A player can only attempt one Red Hoss a season.

A Red Hoss is unthinkable in modern times.

by Rockmjd23 November 18, 2003

red clown

When you go down on your lady during her period. While you're down there you bite the string to her tampon and pull it out using your teeth. Then you swing your head left to right so it swings and gives you a giant bloody red happy face. Like a clowns

I don't care if it's that time of the month. I'm going for the red clown tonight!

by Sugarnay August 10, 2016

Red Beer

Noun., -derogatory

A red beer is a ho named Chris.
Usually ignorant. The more drunk the more offensive roasting.

Everybody loves a red beer.

by Peaches1212 November 18, 2019