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potato-balled

When you get so bamboozled you dont even know what to do with yourself.
Damn bro! That girl saw that magic trick and got potato-balled!
by kite.kite.kowai April 26, 2022
mugGet the potato-balledmug.

potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out
" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"
by anonymous January 28, 2022
mugGet the potato saladmug.

Fish Potato

A potato that is also a fish. Commonly worshipped by middle schoolers, the fish potato is believed to be the soul essence of everything around us. It can be used in any sentence and still kinda make sense.

No one knows where or how it started, but we do know it's everywhere now. You can't escape the fish potato.
Middle Schooler: Darn. I haven't been feeling very fish potato lately.
Other Middle Schooler: Oh my fish potato! That's awful!
by MRIIIIIII October 15, 2019
mugGet the Fish Potatomug.

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.
If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.
by docbrown3 July 4, 2014
mugGet the baked potatomug.

Potato

The world's most beautiful creation that can be consumed in forms such as french fries and mashed potatoes.
by potatojuice2313 April 28, 2025
mugGet the Potatomug.

poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023
mugGet the poser potatomug.

Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.
Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.
by You_are_beautiful June 1, 2021
mugGet the Dangerous Potatomug.

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