Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -
TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024
Get the Top Urgentmug. aka TTM, Top Tier Mob is a small record label in Atlanta, GA that welcomes underground artists, songwriters, and producers.
by CordellWilliamzzz April 10, 2023
Get the Top Tier Mobmug. 
A person that uses the best quotes from memes but uses them in the way that will tear your pure soul to shreds and make you feel as though you have no words to come back and defend yourself with.
by Snails Tails November 23, 2019
Get the Top dawg savage cuntmug. (1) Something done exceptionally well.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.
Phrase recorded by 851.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.
Phrase recorded by 851.
He’s caught that criminal. Top Jonny Bananna.
That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.
That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.
by Matt 852md July 8, 2018
Get the top jonny banannamug. Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.
by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017
Get the top tankermug. While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009
Get the Top Shelfmug.