Douche-o-virus

A particularly virulent strain of the common cold that causes one to turn into an industrial-strength douchebag

Shit, man, I think Dave caught the Douche-o-Virus.

by Dr. Cornelius June 21, 2003

Douche Packer

The word created by the ever so loved Courtney Babcock PURELY for Joshua Douglass (:

Josh is a complete douche packer in his scarf and booties.

by Courtneybbygirl1214 March 8, 2010

douche ass sister

Ones sister who is on the rag and therefore is being a bitch.

"I had to take the bus cuz my douche ass sister wouldn't give me a ride."

by janessa July 29, 2003

meta-douche-asis

1. When a nice, normal guy decides to transform into a total man-whoring douche face. Typified by ex-boyfriends that change dramatically post breakup.

2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.

Girl 1: My boyfriend went through a serious meta-douche-asis after we broke up. He's serial dating and barely even talks to me anymore.

Girl 2: Total douche.

by QUinn4567 January 12, 2011

Solar Douche Darkus

Any most evil, undignified, cruel, perverted, sickening, piece of human pile to exist in our time and space continuum.

Based on Solaras Darkony (2010-2099)

Man 1: Aye, did you fuck Candy last nite?

Man 2: Naw She wouldn't fuck so i raped her in da ass then licked the blood out her asshole

Man 1: Gross dats so Solar Douche Darkus

by R Crumb March 10, 2010

Big Bag Of Douche

Essentially a douchebag, but in a bigger, more badass, classy phrase.

Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco

Joey is a Big Bag Of Douche for shitting himself.

Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.

by sitting_goose_44_urmom December 14, 2009

Satchelle de douche

More upscale version of douche bag or satchel de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011