Potato

A potato is kaylin she is a ugly potato and shes very ugly.

Kaylin is a ugly potato

by The ugly potato October 30, 2016

Backyard Potato Party

An orgy where as the main activity is anal fisting. This can be used for either sex or orgies involving both or any sex.

(to be read in a German accent)

"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"

"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"

by Kreepykelly July 4, 2022

Fat Poop Potato

a smoll ugly stupid little boy who cant exercise well or is to sluggish to.

Me: *looks in the mirror* Im such a fat poop potato

by Mr. Beanbottomboi October 14, 2020

potato

Typically a conservative suburban/ rural white person that has lived in the same area their whole life. They usually detest urban or foreign cultural influences & people, and is content to remain uncultured and believes their surrounding area is "the REAL America". A derogatory way to say someone is closed minded and uncultured, especially to white rural/ suburban conservatives who vote against their own economic and social interests.

My Aunt Beatrice is a damn Potato, I hate seeing her at holidays, she keeps ranting about #BLM and I don't think she knows any black people in her BFE town.

by Nivekian13 December 9, 2016

Potato

What people in Ireland used to eat.

I want a potato!

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

Hot potato

1) A type of food.
2) A problem.
3) A playground game.

1) That potato is so hot!
2) Hope that crybaby gets that hot potato thats coming to him.
3) That bitch Hector got hot potato banned!

by i have a six inch cock November 14, 2022

poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.

princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.

by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023