Butt skating

Pooping on a toilet for such an extended period of time in a warm temperature setting that one's legs (thighs) and/or butt starts swetting, possibly causing the person to be able to slide around while pooping as if they were on an ice skating rink

Dude, I was on the toilet crapping for over 30 minutes the other day and I started butt skating all over the toilet seat

by Monkey lover 101 July 26, 2009

butt six

Generally a typo of butt sex, but rarely refers to when 69 is performed in an odd fashion and the 6 actually refers to the butt rather than the sexual organs.

Butt six is nasty.

by BurrowerMan November 4, 2009

butt-load

An actual unit of measurement equal to that of six seams or roughly 450 gallons.

We filled the hot tub with a butt-load of ball pit balls.

by Rabid Golfcart March 29, 2011

Butt-piping

The act of two individuals bending their penis straight down and having butt sex with each other at the same time.

Joe laid down on his stomach and Dante laid down on his back. As soon as they were hard, they pointed are dicks down between our legs and began butt-piping each other.

We could have won that round of search & destroy but Joel and Christan were too busy butt-piping each other in that building.

by Palsy Chef April 7, 2011

Butt Brushing

The sexual act of giving someone a rim job while using their ass pubes to floss your teeth. Especially effective for those with braces.

My dentist told me that flossing is just as important as brushing, but i prefer Butt Brushing

by dirtydentist1212 April 19, 2011

butt lumber

a really large poop that is quite hard in nature

Damn! I just had the biggest piece of butt lumber! i didn't even need to wipe it was so hard!

by kodabmx June 17, 2010

butt bomber

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wuth a wild butt bomber.

by sbo May 16, 2011