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check my taint

a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?
"hey man sorry about taking your girl, bro check my taint your a douchebag"
by CondorGiftard January 30, 2012
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Double my ballsack

When someone is manhandling your balls by sensuously licking and massaging at the same time
One time at band camp I had this girl double my ballsack.

Your mom just got done doubling my ballsack!

This guy on ebay just told me "Double my bawlsack homo" gross!
by thatsme67 February 14, 2012
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wash my camaro

The girl from next door told me how much she likes my new car. I have to go wash my Camaro now.
by jay ma August 22, 2011
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String my Racket

The act of running ones tongue back and forth on the perineum(taint) from the bottom of the vagina to the anus.
"Rob couldn't make up his mind if he wanted to eat my pussy or give me a rim job and decided to string my racket."
by Lustre King September 9, 2011
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My singing monsters

My singing monsters is a hit game produced by Big blue bubble made on September 4th 2012. In the game you breed or buy monsters that produce noises. If you get enough monsters they begin to form a coherent song.
Do you like to play My singing monsters?
by Jaydeedub March 27, 2023
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My heart is cold

My moves are bold (balls)
Never get old (balls)
I save the world (ball)
Bro did you hear Putin singing my heart is cold
by Sharty fart April 29, 2023
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oh my gulai

A phrase that have the same meaning as oh my god but its gulai and gulai mean vegetable
by Vun_ September 15, 2021
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