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American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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The American Way

The dirty way where human life is a collateral damage. This includes bombing, assassinations, terrorism, military coups, psyops, propaganda, bribery, and more.
Amerikills want to impose "freedom" on the world the american way
by Trumpanzee June 22, 2025
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All American pizza

When you do a money shot on a girl with acne, while singing the Star Spangled Banner.
Jeff has great memories of All American Pizza, under the bleachers during the basketball games in high school.

money shot pizza face star-spangled under the bleachers basketball game
by TWG December 24, 2015
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American Greeting

When there is another shooting in the US.
Did you hear about the latest US school shooting?
Ah yes the old American Greeting!
by Bewmdogg May 7, 2021
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American Gasp

That deep breath, after already overeating, so you can stuff more food into your pie hole.
I don’t know Jim, after that American Gasp, was able to eat 4 more tacos.”
by Wheeze_Central January 16, 2022
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(noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.

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Top Definition

A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:

Basic: London American University

Mid-range: College de Paris

Premium: Madonna University (USA)

These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.

Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.

Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”
“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”
by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025
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all american chicken

a game that has plastic eggs and toys that may seem cheap but are worth the $0.50
“My goal in life is to empty all of the ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN games.”
“The ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN is god.”

“Kiss my ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN ring.”
by Jobobahan July 11, 2018
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