kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

Mutha Fucker Muffin Man

a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.

Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."

by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022

My little muffin baby

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D

Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover”

by Littlemarshmallowlover May 3, 2022

What The Muffin

A phrase commonly used by BadBoyHalo, the word muffin is used instead of fuck, as Bad doesn’t swear(mostly)

Tommyinnit and Drista vandalized my house again. WHAT THE MUFFIN!

by ididntgetmyusername May 7, 2022

bi slut muffin

A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.

"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"

"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."

by romanxxv October 18, 2022

morning glory muffin

The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex

I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.

by BeefBallsagna October 19, 2022