mexican turtle flap

Not a penis nor a vagina, just a flap of skin

I think that transgender has a Mexican turtle flap.

by LongDongWantsThatGoodPuss June 29, 2017

Mexican finger trap

When two guys Eiffel tower a burrito and another individual eats it off of them.

I had a three-sum last night and shit got real weird real fast during the Mexican finger trap.

by Robert Slay May 12, 2018

great mexican challenge

The Great Mexican Challenge is the south of the border version of the Great American Challenge. It involves teams of 3-4 people drinking 30 tecate beers and a fifth of tequila, smoking an eighth of weed, eating 20 tacos, and breaking open a piñata.

"Hey Juan, are you doing the Great Mexican Challenge tomorrow with Pablo and Jose?"

"Yeah man, it's gonna be loco!"

by AnonymousLion17 March 17, 2017

Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.

Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.

by Accio Wine September 22, 2016

mexican lap band

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.

" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016

high class mexican

A High Class Mexican is one to have good physical appearance and a ladies man.

EX. High class Mexican pulls females and is good looking.

by Anonymous Defintions January 19, 2018