soccer-mom hole

The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.

"Bro, I took the biggest poop yesterday. It's been 16 hours and I still got the soccer-mom hole."

by PunkAaron January 19, 2014

psuedo step mom

A woman who is smart enough not to get married again, but still takes her partners children under her wing and treats them like her own, giving support both financially and emotionally. She cooks dinners, does laundry, cleans and even car pools. She typically gets no respect from the children until they are adults, but because of her love for her partner, she sees the importance of stepping up, even though she is not a step mom.

"Is that woman who does so much for you your step mom?"
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."

by Woman of the year March 12, 2014

Ket your mom

This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.

Matt: So I ket your mom last night.
Stephen: With dese nuts?

by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014

white mom wasted

Advanced White girl wasted training

I got white mom wasted that time while getting rocky mountain high and polishing off that bottle of wine on vacation in Colorado.

by billiedeux April 12, 2015

go balti-mom

Threatening to smack some common sense into someone doing something foolishly dangerous. Usually threatened by a parent to a teenager. Referring to the mother during the Baltimore riots who was filmed chasing her son and smacking him because he was throwing rocks at the police.

Her mother threatened to go balti-mom on her if she found her hanging out with friends doing drugs.

by Mamdfm May 1, 2015

my mom is in prison

the response to a very insulting "your mom" joke; often used to make the deliverer of the insult to feel worse than you do

Person: "Your mom is fat!" Other person: "My mom is in prison" Person: "oh.."

by hk zel March 9, 2019

Ur Mom Gay

Ur mom gay is a 9 year old insult towards people you know of or to complete strangers. This word is sometimes used by 9 year olds when experiencing pyschological damage from people in gaming or others. Ur mom gay can be easily reflected towards the one who said it by saying no u

Ur mom gay.

by YonderSquat January 2, 2019