jack

This guy is an ultimate farmer. He is rather large and a bit of a jack. He likes to think he has friends when in reality he is all on his 'jack'. he bigs himself up and pretends that he is hard but he is truly whipped.

"yo that kid's such a jack!"

by danny mayer November 15, 2011

Jack In The BeJesus

Also know as "Jack In The Box" fast food. The logo for JITB has the jesus fish in the word box. Thus, B-Jesus (fish).

I got my tasty hamburger at Jack In the Bejesus!

by Kevin December 12, 2004

nu jack

One who is not necessarily new at something, they just suck at it. This person in most cases, thinks he or she is good at said thing, but deserves to be humiliated.

Ya Right! Ill PWN that Nu Jack!

by Tyler Gibshit October 14, 2007

Jack Bag

1. A man purse or messenger bag. The bag a male uses to keep all of his stuff in. Commonly used for work or school.

2. The ass kicking bag that Jack Bauer uses to single handedly pwn terrorists.

{man one} haha dude that is such a murse.
{man two} HELL NO! thats my Jack Bag!

by Curly Curtis 813 March 24, 2009

Jack Wagon

A wagon full of people jerking off playing soggy biscuit

Evan, Dryden, and jack were playing playing jack wagon in the cotton fields

by Eevaann October 31, 2018

lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 4, 2012

jacks off

Also refer to jack off

by x January 31, 2003