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That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.
“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
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pig boat

Pig Boat is the nickname given to the now de-commissioned USS California (CGN-36), a nuclear powered guided missile cruiser that was commissioned from 1974 - 1999. Although the official nickname of the vessel was "Golden Grizzly", it was more commonly referred to as the Pig Boat by her enlisted crew due to the resemblance of the bear on the ships badge to that of a pig.
After the Pig Boat pulled into the Philippines, a national surge in pregnancies and STD's was reported.
by X-NAV December 23, 2019
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stanky pig

IS NOT CALLED STINKY PIG. I WILL FIND ALL OF YOU IF YOU EVER. EVER CALL MY STINKY PIG BECAUSE I AM SO POGGERS.
"Wow, you should really subscribe to stanky pig, he is so poggers"
by Stanky pig December 17, 2021
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Peppa Pig

A beautiful and dazzling girl who isn't afraid to show her true forms!

Peppa Pig is the actual God and her husband is named shrek.
Peppa pig and shrek are inseparable and will NEVER break up
Linzy: OMG did you hear??? Peppa Pig joined our school
Jake: OMGGGGGGGGGG THATS THE BEST NEWS EVERRRR
Linzy: I KNOW RIGHT!! I CANT WAIT TO MEET HER, SHE IS PROBABLY GONNA BE THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL!
Jake: YEAH AND I HEARD THAT SHREK IS INTRESTED IN HER
Linzy: OMG THEY WOUDL BE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER!!
Jake: I KNOW RIGHT!!!!
by unknown_original November 7, 2020
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The Flying Bell Pig

When a man gets head and nuts on a towel, then throws that towel onto the face of another person in the room or the one perfoming felatio.
Chris gave The Flying Bell Pig to Frank who was asleep on the couch.
by Boogs September 17, 2008
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Mississippi fuck pig

This term refers to a type of female commonly found at a Waffle House or dennys these “women” often try to have sex with truckers, Amazon drivers, and even garbage men going in for an early morning bite before the morning trash pickup
by Hankhill69 December 14, 2022
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