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Louis Law

The law defines that the answer to every question is 7. All working must be shown correctly but will always equals 7. This should always follow with:
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tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.
Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??
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Bifloof's law

Originating from an urban dictionary word titled Bidoof’s Law, Bifloof's law states in summary that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn”.
bifloof's law strikes again
by MisterPeanut April 14, 2020
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Lane's Law

Internet adage mandating that "If you comment on my post, you must react to it through the various Facebook 'reaction' options, i.e. 'Like' or 'Frown.'" The idea behind Lane's Law is that if you are contributing to the conversation on a topic, you have an obligation to help boost the post's visibility.

Enforced at will; an idea stemming from the belief that a man's wall is his castle.
The rule is simple. If you comment on my shit, you have to react. Lane's Law.
by itsbobbyhill April 30, 2020
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Law of Virtual Serendipity

When two people swipe right on each other on two different online dating apps.
Sarah and John experienced the Law of Virtual Serendipity when they swiped right for each other on bumble and match.
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The Law of Virtual Serendipity

The law that requires a couple to go on a first date when two people swipe right on each other on two different online dating apps.
After the date, Leah was happy she complied with the Law Of Virtual Serendipity instead of ghosting Louis.
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Law's Theory of Chess References

Law's Theory of Chess References has two main points.

1. After a while, in any argument, debate or discussion, there will inevitably be a reference to a chess piece, chess tactic, chess master, or something Chess like.

“Control of the patent rights will signal checkmate to their actions against us.”

“You don’t have to be a chess master to understand how this simple pyramid scheme will make us all rich. Yes a check, make it out to cash, will be quite acceptable”

“ The Wrestler considered his suplex the best part of his end-game arsenal.”

Note: It is not a Chess reference if you refer to a disreputable rapscallion, as having a ‘Checkered past”

2. In any sporting event, no more than ten minutes into the start of any contest, one or several of the sportscasters will utter some variation of "It's a chess match, with these two coaches, every time they meet in competition."

Note in the final 2 minutes of any NBA or NCAA College Basketball game, any substitution of good rebounders, good outside shooters, taller defenders, versus best free throw percentage shooters, requires that one or more sports commentators speak these words:
"Yet another substitution, Yes, it has become a chess match, " and the Color Commentator again paid homage to Law's Theory of Chess References before the 3rd quarter.
by knightwithoutarmoire May 7, 2020
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