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Fortnite BR 

The game in which all players are garunteed homosexuals.
Friend: "I play fortnite BR"
Me: "Were you always gay or did it develop slowly?"
No longer friend: "😔 always"

fortnite gamer 

epic gamer at fortnite which cant be over 9 years old
shut the fuck up you fortnite gamer
fortnite gamer by suckadock February 9, 2019

fortnite bad lol 

fortnite bad lol coming from a 7th gader that es verygood at sed game and toatly has friends that play wth him and that has moi amounts of wis is big old brain and very smart here are my grades

Course Title Current Average Teacher(s)
Lang Arts 7 Rp
7101 / 0801

73.00/ 73 Kathleen McGinley
Spanish 7 Rp
7341 / 0701

63 Mercedes Blanco
Soc St 7 Rp
7401 / 0301

79 Lauren Saviet

Thomas Pushie

Christopher Volk
Science 7 Rp
7501 / 0201

83 Michele Madio

Jacob Lashley
Pre-Algebra 7 Rp
7601 / 0101

79

as you can se i am very smart th rezon game bad is because of the sweats that wana kill me ex ninja tfu and spencer201597 lol the last guy is bad
fortnite bad lol,no u

Fortnite dance class 

Kid:hey Brian look fortnite dance class! Lets go! *kid goes with Brian*
Me: *locks door and starts gassing* Yep. This should do it.

Fortnite and Roblox and Minecraft 

Fortnite: Made for school F******* lovers
ROBLOX: Made for people who can't find a b****** place to date.
Minecraft: LITERAL FOR A**** F***** NERDS
10 year old classmate: I love fortnite! and School!
a 12 year old: I play roblox cuz my GF is nagging me for a place to date.
another 10 year old: Atoms are mostly mentioned in minecraft!
me: WILL YOU ALL STFU THE F*** OUTTA HERE! THANK YOU.
Everyone: Forget Fortnite and Roblox and Minecraft Call of duty OPS it out!
me: Oh S*** Im up for it.

FORTNITE IS GOOD

FUCK YOU, HOW IS A GAME GOOD WHEN IT'S SLIMY 7 YEAR OLDS WANKING OFF TO ANIMATED TITS
GUY 1: FORTNITE IS GOOD
GUY 2: FUCK YOU BITCH *BITCH SLAPS THEN TO THE DUMB CORNER*