stfu and eat ur food

(shut the fuck up and eat ur food)
whenever u're just chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, tell him to be quiet and just eat his food like a fish

Guy 1: bro, we have a lot of homework for tomorrow
Guy 2: man, stfu and eat ur food

by therealseb September 8, 2020

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pussy eating

the act of a male/female eating/licking/sucking/kissing their partner (female)’s vaginal area.

andrew: yo what were you doing last night

brent: pussy eating
andrew: damnnn, lucky! who’s was it?
brent: pierson's, she was wet asffff she was so good bro. bro that pussy slaps frfr

andrew: DAMNNN BRO YOU GOT LUCKY

by briersonshipper445 June 8, 2023

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eating a man

like eating a pig. You cook it, you eat it, you poop later.

"I have never been poisoned by eating a man."

by eparchos February 7, 2022

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You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others

Don’t say something to someone you wouldn’t do or hear yourself

1“Do the dishes”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”

by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025

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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

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