A particularly virulent strain of the common cold that causes one to turn into an industrial-strength douchebag
by Dr. Cornelius June 21, 2003
Get the Douche-o-virusmug. by Courtneybbygirl1214 March 8, 2010
Get the Douche Packermug. by janessa July 29, 2003
Get the douche ass sistermug. 1. When a nice, normal guy decides to transform into a total man-whoring douche face. Typified by ex-boyfriends that change dramatically post breakup.
2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.
2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.
Girl 1: My boyfriend went through a serious meta-douche-asis after we broke up. He's serial dating and barely even talks to me anymore.
Girl 2: Total douche.
Girl 2: Total douche.
by QUinn4567 January 12, 2011
Get the meta-douche-asismug. This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.
by 4RealBiitCH September 3, 2018
Get the Douche-year oldmug. Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.
“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”
by Sukudonym September 19, 2019
Get the Cheap-car-douchemug. Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.
Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.
Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.
Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.
by Pizzashop June 22, 2022
Get the Top Mouth Douchemug.