December 3rd

The day where you give your crush a fist bump or a hug. Do both or one.

Ophelia: *gives joe mama a hug
Joe mama: why’d u do that

Ophelia: bc it’s December 3rd

by chloepotter8 December 2, 2019

december sixth

The best day for a first date

December sixth is the best day Togo out for the first time

by ..........__________.......... December 2, 2019

decline dick december

girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december

boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.

by amanda pedle December 2, 2019

December 4th

Everyone is skipping school on december third because its national skip school day!

Person 1: Will you be in school on December 4th?
Person 2: No because its National Skip School Day!

by Meatyjuulpod December 2, 2019

December 12

Online Consumerism day

Today is December 12th, and some online shop get down due to massive consumerism here - An Average Antifag Joe

by Sir. B December 2, 2019

December 2nd

December 2nd is the day when religitard and Con-servatives gather around public place (in Indonesia, they gather in Monas) and make some mess

There is so much complain during December 2nd: Traffic jam, Re-routed Public Transportation, and phony buzzers on social media due to Con-servatives

by Sir. B December 2, 2019

December 5th

National Beat your meat in front of your crush

December 5th I beat my meet infront of my crush

by rPvnther December 3, 2019