cream soda

when you ejaculate and urinate at the same time, piss and cum.

Last night I pissed and came at the same time, I had some cream soda

by polystar August 23, 2022

Sour cream

Fat white bitch

Here comes some sour cream

by Himmyneutron August 24, 2022

Whipped ice cream

When a guy is so in love with a Girl that
He is blind/ whipped for her

Chris is whipped ice cream for Joanie

by Tomé August 30, 2022

Ice-cream

A delicious, frozen and creamy dessert that people named Kobi enjoy a little too much.

"You hear what Kobi did to that ice-cream tub last week?"
"Yeah man, what a freak!"

by miheraenjoyer69 September 2, 2022

Peppermint Cream Pie

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then proceeds to punch her in the nose, causing a bloody nose. The fluids mix on the woman's face, causing a peppermint cream pie.

Yo, dude! I have my girl a peppermint cream pie last night! It was SWEET!!

by addirall_ September 2, 2022

Wet Turtle Cream

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022

Cream pie

A derogatory word used when a normal creampie is just not good enough! You cream in their pie and create a masterpiece of juices that flow - Just like Putin's moves when he used to wrestle other men just to cop a feel!

Let's go back to the good ole' 80's when they use to give you a cream pie in prison, or you could cream pie your wife when she was being a bad girl!

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022