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mexican dump cake

When a toilet is clogged with poop and toilet paper, but people keep using it and adding to the poop clog untill it fills the bowl.
What's wrong, Billy? I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Billy: Well, golly I was, but there's already a big 'ol Mexican dump cake in the toilet.
by EpicP May 17, 2018
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porcelain funnel cake

The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.
Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
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Shaka doodle cakes

Its a typ=e of cake that goves u type 2 diabetes. Lol
Oops she go shaka doodle cakes
by holyballsshesdead! March 13, 2022
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Fat and Meat cake

layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4

- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard

1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks

2. Combine moist ingredients

3. Preheat oven to 420

4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer

5.Cook that hoe

6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure
Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"
by scarfomfmfmfmf November 25, 2021
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Yellowstone Upsidedown cake

When a girl stands above a guy's face and urinates all over his mouth, followed by her squirting on his face to ice the cake.
Suck it, don't swallow. Oh get me a piece of that Yellowstone upsidedown cake.
by Beaver Meat November 22, 2011
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first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.
Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.
by von groovy February 28, 2019
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Italian Coffee Cake

Cold left over pizza served the next morning.
Ok kids, do you want cereal for breakfast or Italian Coffee Cake?
by CoachMary October 3, 2016
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