seal clubbers

Total pussies, the disgrace of the kingdom. see kingdom of loathing

Nevinryal: "Hey, should we let that Seal Clubber into our clan?"

UrAssOnCrack: "FUXoR N0!! S34L CLubber5 5uX0R @5S "

by Avalon_the_Infected March 30, 2005

Clubber Kidd

see 'Cum Gutter'

by hoisin & plum September 2, 2003

Clubbing the seal

Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."

Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.

by BooBoo Larue August 7, 2011

fight clubs

The really hot part of a man, sometimes a womens body. they lines that form on the stomach tracing the line of the hips, dissapearing under ones pants... leading towards the groin area. Brad pitt with his shirt off in Fight club.. had an amazing pair of these- hence the name 'fight clubs'

"He had the strongest stomach.. and ooh his fight clubs are so hot.. if i could trace my fingers along thos lines.. hmmmm yeah baby " lol :)

by Amyhopdog October 9, 2008

Swedish Clubber

Hitting your partner across the face with your still erect cock after cumming

An overly aggressive swedish clubber can leave a nasty mushroom shaped bruise.

by Marvin Sloane May 2, 2005

clubbing

1. Jarin meaning "visit several clubs"
2. Slang for masturbating or Pleasuring oneself
Clubbing the Seal
Spanking the Monkey
Cocking the Gun
Waxing the Rod

1. Dude Lets go Clubbing Tonight!
2. Shit, My mom walked in on me when i was clubbing the seal in my bedroom!!

by Malice September 6, 2003

breakfast clubbing

Going out with someone outside your social circle.

i heard she was breakfast clubbing with that emo!

by lovely lex November 15, 2007