big city cops

Big city cops}, usually a dumbed down version of a small city cop. Some big cities require their cops to have degrees so what you get is a book learned idiot with a gun that feels empowered because they work for a large metropolitan department. Very few of these clowns ever promote beyond a sergeant position due to the fact they cannot think on their own which is why they had to go to work for a large department. Big city departments run very narrow background checks so they hire many that would not make the cut in departments that do thorough checks. many of these officers feel that position make them really important but most cannot explain any simple law that they enforce. Their training will mostly be in tactics and other items that they will never need or use. All you have to do is watch Youtube and see how people make most big city cops into blundering idiots that feel that the "badge" makes them educated. Big city cops are the ones that "must" shoot the pet dogs or tase grandma for "their" safety. Yep without large groups of other big city cops to come back them up most would take an ass whopping a day.
I feel important because I am one of the big city cops.
by THPD July 31, 2017
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downtown union city

a place not to fuck wit. central used to be deep now its ddp n ddc. a place where ull get clapped up if u walkin round at 2 am lik an idiot nigga frum ridgefield
yo im bout to go get a butter roll n juice in downtown union city
by reppindt October 23, 2008
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panama city speed bump

a 'panama city speed bump' is where you have a girl in a car. she's on top. right before climax you look her dead in the eye and say "i'm sorry but i have insert disgusting STD". she quickly jumps. knocking herself unconcious on the roof of the car. while unconcious..you nut on her face and throw sand all over her, already cum covered, face.
dude...we we're ridin' hard until i gave her the panama city speed bump..
by tyler wallace February 07, 2005
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Kansas City Pocket Watch

A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.
You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
by assbucket July 04, 2013
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Kansas City Scrag Tag

When a man shits in his hand, another man cums on said shit, and together they feed it to a woman
Dude, last night was crazy, I can't believe we did the Kansas City Scrag Tag.
by Kansas City Organic March 21, 2009
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inner city youth (icy)

In the mid 1980's, Inner City Youth (icy) was the best graffiti crew in Philadelphia.
by MastaButta February 08, 2009
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Kansas City Road Block

Gluing an individuals butt cheeks together with Elmers glues.
Last night I played the funniest prank on Joe. I gave him a Kansas City Road Block.
by jdsjflasdl February 04, 2009
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