bate bird

A girl that you get with just to use and get close to someone else through them

"I love you babe"- girl

"Shut up ye just a bate bird"- boy

by 0161mannyonthemap June 22, 2016

Bird box

When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.

Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.

by SassySammie June 18, 2021

bird

Penis

His bird is apparently big, so big that you can clearly see where it's "parked"... That bulge says it all!

by WordBuzz November 27, 2020

Firth's Bird

A woman of much larger proportions that still needs a whole lot of loving.

She was a real Firth's Bird and just wanted to find a boyfriend

by Kliverubin February 22, 2021

that fucking bird that i hate.

THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e

dashie: that fucking bird that i hate.
that fucking bird that i hate: THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e
dashie: WHAT

by superdupersquid December 9, 2024

Bird

An expression to use for any given sentence or its just a saying

Yo bro im gonna get some pussy tonight

Me - frr ? Birddddddd

by J.dulce04 November 6, 2020

Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018