Ben the weapon

It says it all the in the title (and on the end of his 5ft nob). He's a weapon

Is that? NO WAY! that 40 year old is with Ben the weapon

by ManagerMan May 9, 2022

Ben

A boy that looks like a mf cinnamon roll with all them fat rolls. He got freckles that cover his whole damn face. His dick only be the size of a chihuahuas leg. He is a sexist pig that luers girls in by being nice and then raping them in a pirtapotty at a siccer game. He tries to put his finger uo butts and blames everyone else. YeH if you know a Ben you nigut not want to follow hum into. Portapotty.

Oh you know Ben?! Dont go into a portapotty with him he will rape you.

by Random human 234 April 26, 2019

Ben Schuey.

The homie under any circumstance. A Ben Schuey is an extremely rare personality, as he outranks every other male in the socio-sexual hierarchy. An absolute bringer of amazing vibes every time. Ben Schuey is a friend you want to have.

Ben Schuey: “ Yoooo, not to name drop but Ben Schuey and I are about to create the best bass-line ever. You in???” He vibrates amazingly always. It is his purpos. I dare you to find a circumstance where this man won’t vibe. It is the definition of Ben Schuey.

by sneak fucker February 19, 2022

Ben

A type of person who is incapable of typing on a keyboard, keyboards often explode in his presence. Would be on the SCP website but no one has been able to type it up.

Did you see that ben walk through he just destroyed the entire computer.

by Tyopo404 February 20, 2019

ben wallace

a sex act in which a true hillybilly downeaster uses bait juice as sexual lube.

lets get a barriel of fish and pull ourselves a ben wallace tonight

by licker12 December 11, 2015

Ben Button Disease

Ben Button Disease is when a patient is born, and they mature, they actually grow "young". Basically the patient ages backwards.

Also See Jen Button Disease

Brat Pitt's character in Benjamin Button suffered from Ben Button Disease

Dude 1 : "Yo, that baby is mad smart"
Dude 2 : " Nah man, this little baby is actually 76 years old. My mom used to baby sit him but he looked mad older than my moms. People round the block thought they were just dating and shit"

by Some_Dogg June 29, 2009

Ben amey

Not a stoner

Ben amey can't finish his zoot he's no stoner

And can't roll

by Mg04 January 31, 2022