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ball queef

when a woman queefs on a mans balls during sex.
Hey Jordan i hear Haleigh queefed on ur balls last night.
Yeah it was such a good ball queef
by Michael Mead November 2, 2007
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Gutter Ball

When one goes to wipe their ass and they accidentally get some poop on their hand instead of the toilet paper. Typically happens when there is a shortage of toilet paper or after a spray deuce attack when there is poop on the butt cheeks.
The last time little Johnny tried to wipe with one square he threw a Gutter Ball and now he needs to see a psychologist every Tuesday at 2:15pm instead of going to Arts & Crafts with the rest of his peers.
by CrocodileNorm August 25, 2011
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Blu-Balls

What Blu-Ray fans/fanboys get when they feel they can't wait for sales numbers and ratios to prove that their format is moving more software than HD-DVD.
Oh man, before I saw that Blu-Ray was winning by a slight lead in a niche market, I had mad Blu-Balls!
by Seth Einus December 15, 2007
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ball buster

A woman who kicks, stamps, punches, etc... a guys nuts.
His legs open wide, she booted him in the balls and then laughed at his pain.
by SQ May 7, 2005
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dirt balling

A variation on snowballing. it is after a woman performs oral sex on her guy... but without swallowing or spitting out the spunk. She then goes to his ass ... or another individuals ass and spits the spunk in their trunk.
when Bridget finished sucking my C**K she took my load and dropped it in my ass that was dirt balling.
by dirt baller September 21, 2006
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Ball Chaser

When faggots go after the ball for no reason other than touching it, often fucking the team they are playing with over in the process.
That retard Falcon is such a ball chaser
by GratsRats October 8, 2017
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Ball Mauler

someone who inserts their hands in the pants pocket and proceeds to adjust their "guys", it feels so good that the practice becomes common place and enjoyed for hours on end. A true ball mauler will do it in front of another party while taking part in casual conversation.
Hey, I was talking to Eric H. about the front page of the NY Post this morning in the server room while he stood there playing pocket pool. What a ball mauler.
by Eric, Mini-IT professional December 20, 2008
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