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April 11

April 11, national eepster day

eepster is a holiday in which you sleep all day for as long as you can
by Spoofu June 16, 2024
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April 28

Do what your boyfriend tells you to do
It’s the law
Do it ladies.
Him: send me $700
Her: ok I will since it’s April 28
by Buttbubble April 27, 2020
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A peculiar occurrence where schoolgirls born in the early 21st century, who still wear school uniform on Tuesday April 2nd 2024 (the last Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan so far), will be unable to witness the next Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with Ramadan until April 2nd, 2120 — which is beyond their maximum lifespans. This phenomenon highlights the absurdity of time and generational experiences, emphasizing the fleeting nature of significant moments in life and the irony of missed opportunities.
I can't believe it's already 2024! The Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon means those schoolgirls in their uniforms won't see another Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd until 2120—talk about missing out on a rare moment!
by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025
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April 6th

National send ur gf a dick pic day
some boy:oh,it’s April 6th. Time to send my gf a dick pic
by nationalwhateverday April 6, 2024
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janet april

The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.
I can't get enough of that Janet april
by Shiningknight60 April 26, 2022
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April 24th

A day that nor/mal🥶💪😈🥵 boys call "Rape Day".
"Did you hear about Josh saying that he's gonna have some fun on the 24th?"
"Wait, thats April 24th, the random date of Rape Day!!"
by moles29_45 April 20, 2021
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