Secondary Friends

Those people on Facebook chat who show up in the "more online friends" category.

Joe: Yo I was so bored yesterday I had to talk to my Secondary Friends in order to find something to do.

Tom: Ya dude, word.

by sound remedy September 11, 2011

friend rape

Forcing one, against his or her will or without consent, to be friends with one's own self.

Kate, we're friends. Deal with it, you don't get a say. I just friend raped the shit out of you.

by Dr. Westly January 12, 2010

soul friend

two friends that have the same shoes, shirt, pants, and the same mind. they have everything in common. more than likely their names begin in M and L. They are probably blonde, too. They do everything together and talk about everything. They finish each others sentences, are completely open with eachother, they talk about sex while holding hands in the school hallways very loudly while ghetto people walk by and watch. They do the stupidest stuff but laugh anyways. They are dumb together. and they meow.

Misty - Your my soul mate!
Laila - No misty, we're not gay. We're soul friends!

by lailamisty January 12, 2010

the best friends

1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.

2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend

guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way

girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?

guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?

girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!

by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009

wedding friends

A person or people you meet at a wedding, become best friends with them for the whole weekend, and then never speak to them again.

Nah they were just wedding friends

by PTAndersonFan August 16, 2010

friends with benefits

All of the sex with none of the commitment

Boy: Hey do you want to date me?
Girl: No I don't want anything serious. What about friends with benefits?
Boy: Just hooking up? Sure.

by bored54321 June 24, 2018

Fairweather friend

A person who only hangs out with you (basically uses you) when good things go on, but never hang out when there's not so good things.

Michael is such a fairweather friend because he only hangs out with Justin at parties and other fun things, but whenever he needs something Michael just bails on him. What an ass!

by Kailey12345 April 10, 2017