Douche-o-virus

A particularly virulent strain of the common cold that causes one to turn into an industrial-strength douchebag

Shit, man, I think Dave caught the Douche-o-Virus.

by Dr. Cornelius June 21, 2003

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Douche Packer

The word created by the ever so loved Courtney Babcock PURELY for Joshua Douglass (:

Josh is a complete douche packer in his scarf and booties.

by Courtneybbygirl1214 March 8, 2010

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douche ass sister

Ones sister who is on the rag and therefore is being a bitch.

"I had to take the bus cuz my douche ass sister wouldn't give me a ride."

by janessa July 29, 2003

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1. When a nice, normal guy decides to transform into a total man-whoring douche face. Typified by ex-boyfriends that change dramatically post breakup.

2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.

Girl 1: My boyfriend went through a serious meta-douche-asis after we broke up. He's serial dating and barely even talks to me anymore.

Girl 2: Total douche.

by QUinn4567 January 12, 2011

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douche space shuttle

(n.)Like a douche bag, but with like a gazillion times more douche capacity.

"Hey, have you met Tommy?"
"Oh yeah, at the party last night. That guy is a total douche space shuttle."

by triangle77 February 24, 2014

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Cheap-car-douche

Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.

“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”

by Sukudonym September 19, 2019

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