what are you, hourly?

A phrase making reference to being paid by the hour and implying that someone is taking an excessive amount of time doing something. Quoted most often on the FX series Archer. It can be used in reverse.

Archer "what are you, hourly?"

Archer "take your time, I'm hourly."

by Alfonzo The Kid September 29, 2011

you fucking donkey

Gordon Ramsay's 2nd favourite thing to say after "It's fucking raw"

"You fucking donkey" - Gordon Ramsay (the first class cunt)

by TheLambSauceGordon'sLookingFor June 3, 2020

you dropped this 👑

used when someone does something nice for someone, heroic, or stands up for themselves/another person.

Person: *posts a video online of them roasting their toxic ex*

Person 2: *comments on the video* I think you dropped this 👑

by sadgeminihours April 29, 2020

You got no jams

The highest level of insult possible.
Literally meaning you have no fun. You are a lifeless peice o' shit.

"BTS antis, you got no jams'

by Ji-Leyna May 3, 2018

Fuck with you heavy

When you significantly connect with an individual to the highest degree.

Despite how much of an idiot you can be, I still fuck with you heavy.

by TheAnesthesiologist October 21, 2019

You and whose army?

Expression of disbelief in and/or contempt for another's motivational capability. Communicates the attitude that the other person is utterly incapable of forcing anyone to do anything without the assistance of a large, heavily-armed force behind him.

Tough Guy: I already told you. Do it my way!
You: Forget it, pal.
Tough Guy: Okay, I'll MAKE you do it.
You: Yeah? You and whose army?

by malbuff December 4, 2012

I fucks with you

I mess with you heavy, I like you.

I fucks with you regardless of any situation!

by Trecie October 1, 2017