Egg

When you take a selfie from a low angle and your head looks so circular it’s an egg

Sorry I looked like an egg in my last snap!

by Lydsanegg June 15, 2018

Dickhead Eggs

Scrambled eggs you make in the microwave.

I got the munchies and Im baked, but I know I can make some dickhead eggs.

by Mustadio83 January 10, 2021

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

Ducking Eggs

being scary; weirdo

You: moriah said she not gon fight me cs her parents said she on punishment but she was just outside

Me: she ducking eggs hard

by all4yuu December 19, 2022

Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.

Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!

by SRG720 January 27, 2012

The eggs

A group of people the believe the world revolves around eggs

We are the eggs

by Zion183 August 29, 2020

Egg Banana Streak

It is how many times you won right now. Either you won against a steak as an egg or a hell of a banana.
Either tho this doesn't help you win against the elites, but you can still try to win as it's like a 95% chance you'll win with a hp of an egg as it doesn't take fall damage on grass.

Person 1:How's the Egg Banana Streak
Person 2:This is my Peak performance yet
Person 2: This is MY Egg Banana Streak
Person 1: It's MINE NOW. BECAUSE YOU NEVER CHANGED YOUR PASSWORD
Person 2: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 GIVE IT BACK!

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 1, 2025