Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.

Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.

by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019

Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.

tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”

by CAREEB November 26, 2019

Devil's Ass Crack

Any tight spot between two large objects where in important things can get stuck or lost ie: between the kitchen stove and the refrigerator.

John: Becky have you seen the oven mitt?

Becky: the last I saw John, it was on top of the refrigerator.

John: Crap Becky! It's fallen and now it's stuck in the Devil's Ass Crack.

by The Great White Monkey June 12, 2023

crack-a-lacka

one who smokes the crack

Did you see Gina? She's got be a crack-a-lacka yo!

by mariafish69 July 27, 2006

sus crack

The slight cracking of all windows and sunroof in a car after smoking in it.

Yo sus crack it before we get out.

by YoungCata February 21, 2019

Crack is semi divine

Crack is semi divine

Crack is semi divine

by Real Alberto June 04, 2022

dawsons crack

A large buttcrack showing when someone bends over.

Ohh...lordy do you see that dawsons crack.

by camipedia October 24, 2015