Michael

Is a White African boy. Who is sorta racist, but sometimes says the N word. He is athletic and is fast, and is faster than Faz.
Michael has big dick syndrome.
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You're taking a shower,

Michael; "I'm here to help!"
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I like Michael and Michael likes soup.
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Michael

NA #1 Radiant Phoenix main, coined the double bounce flash mechanic
But likes to play in silver elo because silver accessories are cool and only buys cool skins
Generally likes to maintain a 'cool' aesthetic

Also #1 2h dancer in the world, holds the world record for fastest fm (165 bpm)

The most annoying person you'll ever meet
Dude 1: NO WAY DUDE DID YOU JUST ATTEMPT A MICHAEL?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it was for fun. There's no way I could ever do that fm lul
Dude 1: Yeah you gotta be real cracked for that lul
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Michael

A very hot man. Ladies always follow him around. Also a great leader and very kind.
Every girl in my grade likes him hes such a Michael
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Michael. The hottest guys in your school. They are usually tall or average height and have schlongs. They are charming and just a second of eye contact with him is enough to make you wet.(boy and girl) He is a down to earth person and will talk to you when you are down and bring you up.Usually athletic and smart but doesnt like school.
Girl: omg is that Michael? he is soo hot. OMG DID HE JUST LOOK AT ME??(wets pants
Man: yoo is that Michael? damn he is fine as hell i wanna give him a huge hug.(wet pants)
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Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.
Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
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